A Storm in a Teacup

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  • convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
  • grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
  • me: no pop, it's hunger games
  • grandpa: hunger what?
  • me: hunger GAMES
  • grandpa: hungry gays?
  • me: yes pop, yes
  • grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
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oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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I have a sixpack. Of crayons.

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therushian: kirkwoodisinoregon: theadventuresofcargline: #a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping 3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson  #5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO # 10:00 head over Natasha’s for slumber party# 10:15 braid hair and paint nails with hammers and hawks while talking about boys# 10:30 watch Orphan# 12:33 cry into Natasha’s beautifully braided hair about how you’re adopted# 1:00 have Natasha read fanfic outloud to you to as a bedtime story# 2:00 sleep# 7:00 wake up and do it all again because pimpin ain’t easy when you’re Loki Laufeyson Via Whatever I'm obsessed with at the moment and more.

therushian:

kirkwoodisinoregon:

theadventuresofcargline:

#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping

3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson

 #5:02 convince Hawkeye he is in fact a hawk #5:45 stare soulfully into the void #6:17 suit up #6:19 resume bitchslapping #7:00 dinner date with magneto to discuss brotherly and not-so-brotherly bonds and swap world domination tips #7:30 challenge the bar to a drinking contest #7:45 burn that bar the fuck down #8:00 remember why Thor banned you from midgardian liquor #8:30 drunk dial SHIELD #9:00 bitchslap those bitches when they try to put you to bed #9:10 pretend to pass out #9:39 sneak out #9:40 pause in escape to dip Thor’s hand in warm water and scribble marker all over Tony’s face #9:45 TEQUILA SHOTS YOLO

# 10:00 head over Natasha’s for slumber party
# 10:15 braid hair and paint nails with hammers and hawks while talking about boys
# 10:30 watch Orphan
# 12:33 cry into Natasha’s beautifully braided hair about how you’re adopted
# 1:00 have Natasha read fanfic outloud to you to as a bedtime story
# 2:00 sleep
# 7:00 wake up and do it all again because pimpin ain’t easy when you’re Loki Laufeyson


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crystallizedtwilight: Thanks for the cognitive recalibration / no prob / heeyyy have I ever toldyou about my best friend ssteve? / tony you’re very drunk tony stop / (I hate everything) / Come along brother! Via Whatever I'm obsessed with at the moment and more. Zoom

crystallizedtwilight:

Thanks for the cognitive recalibration / no prob / heeyyy have I ever toldyou about my best friend ssteve? / tony you’re very drunk tony stop / (I hate everything) / Come along brother!


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borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

^ why i love thor

accurate 

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Ready? Repeat after me.

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Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

Gay is not a synonym for stupid

 
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sdkay:

mmm.. ok


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